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Reader's Digest features Danville humor

Local woman reaches 17 million homes

Danville resident Yolanda Gomez is featured this month in Reader's Digest, which selected her joke for "Life in These United States." This portion of its Humor Section shares a selection of jokes from readers and comedians.

Gomez's joke was:

Recently, I eavesdropped on two women chatting.

Woman 1: I just joined an online dating website.

Woman 2: Really? Did you find any matches?

Woman 1: Yeah, my ex-husband.

Reader's Digest reported that it receives nearly 50,000 Humor submissions a year. Surveys show that 99 percent of American adults recognize the publication, which was founded in 1922. It can be read online at ReadersDigest.com; via digital download on iPad, mobile apps, Kindle, Kindle Fire, Nook, Zinio; books and music.

It has a global circulation of 17 million, making it the largest paid circulation magazine in the world, according to Wikipedia.

— Dolores Fox Ciardelli

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Posted by alwaysacritic
a resident of Blackhawk
on May 22, 2012 at 7:20 pm

Lamest. Joke. Ever.


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