If you had to be an animal, what would you be?
I'd like to be a spider. They escape quickly. They can crawl into any place. That's what I would be.
I'd like to be a poisonous black widow because I like them and they never bite me. When I was in school they didn't bite me.
kindergartner at Green Valley Elementary School
I'd be a dog. I love my dog. He's so sweet. He's a Japanese Chen. They are a dog of royalty. They lived on nothing but sake and rice. His name is Yoshi. He gets fed and he gets loved.
I'd be a cat because I'd get to sleep all day. You don't have to do much.
UC Berkeley student
I'd be a bulldog. They drool a lot. They get to fart freely. They're fat and lazy. No one will give them a hard time about it.