Danville Express

Perspective - June 1, 2007


Asked at Danville Farmer's Market

If you had to be an animal, what would you be?

I'd like to be a spider. They escape quickly. They can crawl into any place. That's what I would be.

Elaine Roy


I'd like to be a poisonous black widow because I like them and they never bite me. When I was in school they didn't bite me.

Chase Gaspar

kindergartner at Green Valley Elementary School

I'd be a dog. I love my dog. He's so sweet. He's a Japanese Chen. They are a dog of royalty. They lived on nothing but sake and rice. His name is Yoshi. He gets fed and he gets loved.

Dah Lia

dog owner

I'd be a cat because I'd get to sleep all day. You don't have to do much.

Chelsea Hall

UC Berkeley student

I'd be a bulldog. They drool a lot. They get to fart freely. They're fat and lazy. No one will give them a hard time about it.

Tom Tomkinson



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