"They heard a noise," I thought. "They've all decided to wait and see if the noise will become a threatening presence, in which case they will run. If they don't hear it again, they'll resume snacking on my yard."
But then I had another thought: How could I possibly know what goes on in a deer's head? What it feels like to live inside their bodies, to be a deer? It must be a completely different experience to have a tough hide, to forage in the wilds (and suburban back yards) for sustenance, to sleep in whatever sheltered spot one can find. Why, I could no more read their thoughts than I could read, well, my husband's.
Men. Now there's an interesting species. If I saw my husband standing alertly in the back yard, would I be able to read his thoughts? He could be listening to something, like the haunting sounds of BART that carry through to us under the right conditions. Or his mind might actually be miles away - thinking about a football game, or business, or dinner, or, well, other subjects we will not talk about in this newspaper.
One thing I have noticed about men is that although individually they may mature as they grow older, when in a group they are still the same guys they were in high school.
"Why did you play three sets of tennis, dear, when you have a bad knee and were exhausted after two?"
"Well, the guys wanted me to."
Aha! Good reasoning. Are these the same "guys" he wanted to impress so badly at his senior prom with his girlfriend's long blond hair that he's still upset she wore it up in a beehive? (To add to his humiliation she wore high heels that, along with the beehive, made her taller than he was - no wonder he still hasn't gotten over it.)
Anyway, back to Pete Dexter. He says in the book's preface that he and his editor Rob Fleder gathered all these old writings together with the idea of publishing them in book form and mulled over the project for several years. Finally Fleder suggested that perhaps they should put them into some sort of logical or chronological order, and note where they first appeared. But when they realized how much work this would be, they decided it'd be easier to come up with an excuse for them being presented arbitrarily. So Dexter rationalized that the randomness gives the columns a timeless quality. Now if this were my book, I probably would have done the painstaking research to correctly label where each article first appeared and when. But then, Dexter and Fleder are men. And this random approach, I'll admit, works quite well.
-Dolores Fox Ciardelli can be e-mailed at editor@DanvilleWeekly.com.
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