Murphy's Laws for Alamo Incorporation
Original post made by Forest Warn, Alamo, on Oct 23, 2007
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Forest "Fore" Warn