Each year San Ramon invites those named Arthur to their own festival to celebrate that name, as "ART," and the winds that bring good times. The San Ramon Art and Wind Festival allows everyone to be Arthur for a weekend.
So let's make sure that all people of every name enjoy being Arthur for the Memorial Day weekend. I want to see thousands walking up to each other and saying, "Hello, my name is Arthur and I got wind of a good time here in San Ramon."
Oh, PUNish me!
The ROFL in Ralph N. Shirlet
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