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About this blog: The Raucous Caucus shares the southpaw perspectives of this Boomer on the state of the nation, the world, and, sometimes, other stuff. I enjoy crafting it to keep current, and occasionally to rant on some issue I care about deeply...
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About this blog: The Raucous Caucus shares the southpaw perspectives of this Boomer on the state of the nation, the world, and, sometimes, other stuff. I enjoy crafting it to keep current, and occasionally to rant on some issue I care about deeply. My long, strange career trip has included law and management jobs in two Fortune 50 companies, before founding the legal search and staffing firm Cushing Group, Recruiters. I've lectured on negotiation and settlement strategy, and teach graduate courses at Golden Gate University (Adjunct of the Year for a doctoral seminar on business, law and society). Illinois, Texas and California (Inactive) admitted me to law practice; I hold JD and MBA degrees from the University of Illinois, and a BGS from the University of Michigan, with Distinction. There -- Go Blue! Personally, my daughters are a lawyer in NY, and a pre-med student in NM - their lives-and-times often animate these columns. I'm active in animal advocacy matters, having led a citizen team that took Alameda's city animal shelter to a non-profit operation - we saved $600K annually and the lives of some 700 companion animals/year vs. the City's best alternative. I'm delighted with that success. My family has re-homed 144 foster animals over many years; we host four boisterous border collies of our own. Mostly for humane movement efforts, I was nominated for GQ magazine's 2009 Better Men, Better World Award. You may notice that many of my rants relate to critter issues. In addition to the Raucous Caucus blog, I frequently contribute to The BARK magazine, and am a proud Moderator emeritus on the popular news and humor website
www.Fark.com. I prefer scotch over imported beer
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Indiana Bakery: On-line Customer Application
Uploaded: Apr 10, 2015
The Hoosier Daddy, a Cakery for discriminating tastes
On-Line Customer Convenience Application (PCs only ? does not work on a Mac)
Name/Address:______________________
Years at this address:______
Seriously, who IS your Daddy: _________
Event:
o Birthday
o Wedding, number: ___men ___ women (if either number > 1, stop now)
o Holiday:
o Notre Dame bowl game
o Easter
o Indy 500
o Ara Parseghian birthday
o July 4th
o Martin Luther Day
o Thanksgiving
o Christmas
o Other (explain below)
o Anniversary ___ years of traditionally wedded bliss. Names on cake: (if either is gender-neutral, please attach photo(s))
o Dance: o Square o Other (explain below)
o Potluck Dinner: church location
o Baptist 1st 2nd 3rd
o Lutheran
o Methodist
o Other Protestant (specify) _______________________________
o Other (try to explain below)
Complete the following sentence: "On the banks of the ____________, far away."
Flavor: o vanilla o Other (explain below)
Frosting: o vanilla o Other (explain below)
Larry Bird: the _____ from _____ _____ (if town name humorous, do not explain below).
Sprinkles: o Red o Orange o Yellow o Green o Blue (indigo, violet, pink: unavailable)
Shape: o square o rectangle o basketball (round) o (triangle unavailable)
Cake Layers: 1 2 3
(don't even think about it)
Cake toppers o Indy car o tractor o
pastoral o
tornado o
(unavailable )
Cake stir-ins: o chocolate chips o M&Ms o corn
Greatest Movie Ever: o Hoosiers o Breaking Away o Music Man o Knute Rockne, All-American
Worst Movie Ever: o Kinsey o In and Out o A League of Their Own o Jackson 5: An American Dream
Preferred delivery pickup: o Ford o Chevy o
Studebaker o
Duesenberg
Greatest Statesman: o Wm. Henry Harrison o Dan Quayle o David Letterman o Bobby Knight
Indiana football wins vs. Michigan, since 1960: 0 1 2 (if > 1, explain delusion below)
Please provide complete, grammatically correct explanations below, along with a ministerial reference, for verification. Allow 48 hours for review of your application.
Thank you ever so much for your reply! We may look forward to possibly serving you! Please visit our other location, at gofundsme.com.
Democracy.
What is it worth to you?
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