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49'ers pick Allan Mortimer

Original post made by Oxymo Ron, another community, on Apr 26, 2008

Dear neighbors,

The San Francisco Forty Niners, according to contacts with the DeBartola family in Ohio, have picked Allan Mortimer, 2007/2008 Cheer Member, Ohio State University. If the current team can't play, then management decided to pick a MALE Cheer Leader to join the Gold Diggers and play flanker with Pom-Poms.

FANS have become quite use to enjoying the Gold Diggers because nothing is happening with those hired to play the game of Football. It is rumored that the Gold Diggers will take the field for most offensive plays and simply do dance routines.

It is further rumored that the Forty Niners picked a chef in the second round so at least the game day food is incredible and the wine list is inviting. As I understand it, the seats are all being repositioned to face the large display in Candlestick so the audience can watch more interesting games.

Does anyone remember when the 49'ers played football?


One HAL of a Pal